Runny Mayonnaise

Runny Mayonnaise

Runny Mayonnaise

Slips from my bread

Onto the head of my little dead ped

It splishes and sploshes

And splashed my new coat

That I recently stole from my

New friend goat

My new friend goat

Gave it to me under the tropical

Goat gum chewing tree

They gave it to me you see you see

All under the goat gum chewing tree

It made me hoot

It made me holler

I think it even made me taller

And all because of runny mayonnaise.