Read Me

Read Me
Read me like a book you can’t put down
Read me like a book you want to be found
Read me like a book whose pages have become unbound
Read me like a book whose torn and frayed with wear
Read me like a book that you don’t care who knows that you love it
Read me like a book you’ll always love
Read me like a book you want to read when you're old and crippled with age
Read me like a book that you’ll love forever
Read me like a book and I’ll love you
Read me like a book
You're a book I’d like to read
You're a book I really need
You're a book I’d do anything for
So just come give me a read.

                                               ---PPM

Real Meat

Real Meat

Real meat
Is dead
It's dead

What you are putting
Into your mouth
Once had a face
Once had a life
Now it’s just empty calories that never had a chance at a life

At truly existing
It's in your head now
Nothing left to be said

Cause real meat is dead

So, go eat a veggie burger instead.

                                       ---PPM

Radiant magistrate

Radiant magistrate
Radiant magistrate
Oh, please tell me the fate
Of the poor boy down the street
Who never has enough to eat
Isn’t there anything that you can do?
Hasn’t he suffered enough by your impermanent jurisdiction,
Caused by your utter lack of belief that any implication in helping those below you
Is simply something you cannot do.

                                                          ---PPM

Resist Marriage

Resist Marriage

Resist marriage
As long as you can
It’s a mortgage and kids and a spouse you can’t stand
Yes, that’s what I am saying man
It is just a piece of paper
That’s a prison of the mind
Where people get trapped for decades at a time
And when marriage spits you out
There’s nothing you can do about the gaping hole that’s left within you
Resist marriage as long as you can
So you can truly live as a human.

                                                     ---PPM

Rotten Muck

Rotten Muck

Griselda Drew

Just stepped into a heaping pile of doodoo

It’s Stuck on her shoe

What will she do?

Her brand new boots

Are now covered in muck

No wonder she screamed out “Yuck”

Her mother simply rolled her eyes

And yelled as she cried “Griselda Drew WHAT DID YOU DO!?”

Then her mother quickly added “they’ll be no dinner for you and most likely a spanking as well”

Poor, poor Griselda Drew and all because she stepped in poo

So, please dear children don't be like Griselda Drew

And watch where you walk 

So you don't end up like poor, poor Griselda Drew.

                                                                                  ---PPM

Runny Makeup

Runny Makeup

The heat is getting to me

It is more than I can bear

It's barely believable that anyone can stand it at all

So, I just stare blankly at the sun

Hoping the good times I'll have without the sun beating down on me

Are soon to begin

But it ruined my perfect makeup look

That took hours to perfect

From that famous Instagram superstar

Who people don't tend to forget

Due to her outrageously perfect makeup routine

That even the stars envy

She makes makeup look like a form of art 

That you would find on a wall in a great museum

Not like the one hanging down your hall

This heat is unbearable

I really can’t take it anymore

I think I might need to move to somewhere in the arctic circle

Or some other place where glaciers are present

And polar bears roam around the place

And there's nothing but vast, empty open space

More importantly though I won’t have runny makeup.

                                                                    ---PPM

라즈베리 막걸리

라즈베리 막걸리

라즈베리 막걸리

나는 ~을 원한다

여름에

산딸기가 계절에있을때

신선하고 슈퍼 달콤한

라즈베리 막걸리를 먹고 싶습니다

여름에

과일이 달콤 할 때

그런 대접이 될 것입니다!

                                            ---PPM            

Rainbow Magician

Rainbow Magician

Rainbow magician

Show me you

The real you

That you don't show others to.

Rainbow magician

Pulled me through

A side of myself

I never knew.

Rainbow magician

Your spell is fleeting

Yet the sadness keeps on repeating

Bring the rainbows

I once knew

From a time

Where I was once like you

Brand new.

                  ---PPM

Ruined Majesty

Ruined Majesty

Ruined majesty

In all its splendid tragedy

Bows right before me sadly

Humbled on crumpled knee

Solemnly creeping towards

Some imaginary relief

Behind me

Yet it is not there

No matter how hard one stares

Wishing, wanting, and waiting for

Something to be there

For someone to care

Still they don't

The man waits silently

Until the day that the crumbled facade

Won't fade away into barren, remorseless desert landscape.

          ---PPM

Ruby Macaw

Ruby Macaw

Ruby macaw brilliantly flashes its feathers at me

Flickering them so vividly it reminds one of a señoritas skirt

Flirting with anyone whom catches a look

At the beauty inherent in flamenco

Ruby Macaw you are so pretty

It makes me nauseated to think

How endangered your species must be

And all because you are too pretty

Maybe you should tone it down

Maybe you should change your vibrant red feathers brown

Maybe that would save you from the terrible fate of being stuck behind an iron gate

For the rest of your lingering existence

Just because you are too pretty.

---PPM

Real Macabre

Real Macabre

Death humbles all

Into the ground below

Where the grass doesn't grow

And bugs crawl real slow

Into you grave

Shallow and dingy

Rotten and repugnant

Real macabre

An appalling thought

But, death gives you a chance

After all, life is a dance

And you only have one chance

So, dance, dance, dance

Death is the beginning of the end

Now you must choose

How you will live

Not only for yourself

You must also think of future generations

Even those from other nations

You can go to the underworld weeping and wailing

Or you can decide to keep on prevailing

Till the end of your ailing days.

                                                   ---PPM

                                           

Runny Mayonnaise

Runny Mayonnaise

Runny Mayonnaise

Slips from my bread

Onto the head of my little dead ped

It splishes and sploshes

And splashed my new coat

That I recently stole from my

New friend goat

My new friend goat

Gave it to me under the tropical

Goat gum chewing tree

They gave it to me you see you see

All under the goat gum chewing tree

It made me hoot

It made me holler

I think it even made me taller

And all because of runny mayonnaise.